The other day I saw a picture posted on Facebook…
…of a raccoon holding onto the ladder going up the back of a garbage truck…
The FOX 5 NEWS caption read:
TRASH RACCOON: This daring raccoon traveled about 7 miles from Rosslyn to Falls Church in Virginia in a very interesting way – it hitched a ride on the back of a trash truck.
I’m thinking the story went more like this…
Garbage truck pulls up to a dumpster…
Dumps the contents of said dumpster into the garbage truck…
Our dear “Trash Panda” is in the dumpster enjoying some delicious morsels of left over Crispy Cream and Popeye’s Chicken…
All of a sudden our hero’s life is literally turned upside down…
After climbing to the top of the garbage heap…
…he finds himself racing down the road like a scene out of a James Bond film…
He’s holding onto the ladder of the back of this garbage truck for his dear life…
Then some jack*ss takes his picture and sends it to FOX 5 NEWS…
The adventures of your pain is very much the same way…
Your knee was minding it’s own daayum business…
The “something happened”
AND
Now your pain is along for the ride…
The only way to let your “trash panda” off this ride to stop the garbage truck…
And give that raccoon a little space to climb down off that ladder…
Keep driving the as fast as you’ve been and that “trash panda” will never leave your knee…
That’s what my “Get Moving Again” Program is going to teach you how to do…
How to slow down the garbage truck so your “trash panda” can climb down that ladder…
Click on the link below to get started…
You’re moments away from getting access, watching the videos, and getting relief in your knees right now…
Regards,
Bill
(The Knee Pain Guru)
~ “Putting the ‘FUN’ back into Knee DysFUNction”
